How come we have 94 466 384 e-books, DVDs, phone coacing, podcasts, CDs, and holographic projections on cold approaches, but when it comes to unfastening a woman's bra clasp....nothing!
You're all a bunch of assholes.
MD
Monday, September 24, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
The Art of Approaching
The problem with approaching is it lowers your value. Most beautiful women have had guys approach them before, guys who just want to bang them. As opposed to me who wants to bang them and then bang their friend. And then have my Wing bang them. If I had a wing. It sucks everyone's intimidated by my Game.
Even as the guy's coming up to them, the women are saying to each other. "If he asks us to pick a number from 1 to 4, let's go with infinity just to fuck with him."
Trust me. That is not what you want.
Fortunately, I've found a solution to the approach dilemma.
Don't approach.
That's right. It's that simple.
(Actually, it's not, but you'll have to buy my upcoming e-book or hire me for personal coaching for the rest. I can't give out all my secrets, ho-ho.)
But Massive, you ask. "If we don't approach, we're just another bunch of chodes standing around at the bar. "
You're right. That's why you don't go to the bar.
See, most guys are trapped on a dilemma If you approach, you lose value. If you stand around, you lose value. But thanks to my thinking outside the box, I've manage to tighten the Gregorian Knot.
Stay home. By being too good to go out to the club, your value increases exponentially.
"Who's that guy who isn't here?" the HBs ask themselves. "What's he got going for him that he would rather sit at home and play Spider Solitaire than come out."
They'll be beating down your door in no time.
Even as the guy's coming up to them, the women are saying to each other. "If he asks us to pick a number from 1 to 4, let's go with infinity just to fuck with him."
Trust me. That is not what you want.
Fortunately, I've found a solution to the approach dilemma.
Don't approach.
That's right. It's that simple.
(Actually, it's not, but you'll have to buy my upcoming e-book or hire me for personal coaching for the rest. I can't give out all my secrets, ho-ho.)
But Massive, you ask. "If we don't approach, we're just another bunch of chodes standing around at the bar. "
You're right. That's why you don't go to the bar.
See, most guys are trapped on a dilemma If you approach, you lose value. If you stand around, you lose value. But thanks to my thinking outside the box, I've manage to tighten the Gregorian Knot.
Stay home. By being too good to go out to the club, your value increases exponentially.
"Who's that guy who isn't here?" the HBs ask themselves. "What's he got going for him that he would rather sit at home and play Spider Solitaire than come out."
They'll be beating down your door in no time.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Transformers
I saw Transformers finally. It was really unrealistic. There was no way that girl would end up with someone as AFC as Shia LaBoef.
Just goes to show you how much social proof you get from hanging out with giant robots.
Just goes to show you how much social proof you get from hanging out with giant robots.
Friday, July 20, 2007
My Favorite Negs
Women hate nice guys. They say they want a nice guy, but as we know from female psychology, everything a woman says is a lie or a shit-test. This is because they are driven by their emotions. Also, they have smaller brains.
One way to make sure women don't see you as a nice guy is to use a concept I came up with last night. What you do, is you disqualify yourself. Obviously, if you're a wrestling fan, you'll know that the way to get disqualified is to hit your opponent with a steel chair or have your friends jump them from behind. And while this is great for those of you playing gang-bang game, there is also a way you can disqualify yourself verbally.
I call this concept "negging." What you do is you show that you aren't impressed with her looks by teasing her.
Here's a list of sample negs:
"Wow, is she always like this?"
"You and I would never get along."
"Your looks don't impress me."
"Shut your venom-trap, lard ass."
"Nice hair. Can I take a shit in it?"
The secret to negging is after you neg to shut up and wait for her reaction. If she doesn't say anything, throw another neg. If she knees you in the balls, that's an Indicator of Interest. Remember--you want her kino-ing you
Have fun!
One way to make sure women don't see you as a nice guy is to use a concept I came up with last night. What you do, is you disqualify yourself. Obviously, if you're a wrestling fan, you'll know that the way to get disqualified is to hit your opponent with a steel chair or have your friends jump them from behind. And while this is great for those of you playing gang-bang game, there is also a way you can disqualify yourself verbally.
I call this concept "negging." What you do is you show that you aren't impressed with her looks by teasing her.
Here's a list of sample negs:
"Wow, is she always like this?"
"You and I would never get along."
"Your looks don't impress me."
"Shut your venom-trap, lard ass."
"Nice hair. Can I take a shit in it?"
The secret to negging is after you neg to shut up and wait for her reaction. If she doesn't say anything, throw another neg. If she knees you in the balls, that's an Indicator of Interest. Remember--you want her kino-ing you
Have fun!
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