Friday, July 20, 2007

My Favorite Negs

Women hate nice guys. They say they want a nice guy, but as we know from female psychology, everything a woman says is a lie or a shit-test. This is because they are driven by their emotions. Also, they have smaller brains.

One way to make sure women don't see you as a nice guy is to use a concept I came up with last night. What you do, is you disqualify yourself. Obviously, if you're a wrestling fan, you'll know that the way to get disqualified is to hit your opponent with a steel chair or have your friends jump them from behind. And while this is great for those of you playing gang-bang game, there is also a way you can disqualify yourself verbally.

I call this concept "negging." What you do is you show that you aren't impressed with her looks by teasing her.

Here's a list of sample negs:

"Wow, is she always like this?"
"You and I would never get along."
"Your looks don't impress me."
"Shut your venom-trap, lard ass."
"Nice hair. Can I take a shit in it?"

The secret to negging is after you neg to shut up and wait for her reaction. If she doesn't say anything, throw another neg. If she knees you in the balls, that's an Indicator of Interest. Remember--you want her kino-ing you

Have fun!

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