Monday, September 24, 2007

An Open Letter to the Commercial Pickup Industry

How come we have 94 466 384 e-books, DVDs, phone coacing, podcasts, CDs, and holographic projections on cold approaches, but when it comes to unfastening a woman's bra clasp....nothing!

You're all a bunch of assholes.

MD

Friday, September 14, 2007

The Art of Approaching

The problem with approaching is it lowers your value. Most beautiful women have had guys approach them before, guys who just want to bang them. As opposed to me who wants to bang them and then bang their friend. And then have my Wing bang them. If I had a wing. It sucks everyone's intimidated by my Game.

Even as the guy's coming up to them, the women are saying to each other. "If he asks us to pick a number from 1 to 4, let's go with infinity just to fuck with him."

Trust me. That is not what you want.

Fortunately, I've found a solution to the approach dilemma.

Don't approach.

That's right. It's that simple.

(Actually, it's not, but you'll have to buy my upcoming e-book or hire me for personal coaching for the rest. I can't give out all my secrets, ho-ho.)

But Massive, you ask. "If we don't approach, we're just another bunch of chodes standing around at the bar. "

You're right. That's why you don't go to the bar.

See, most guys are trapped on a dilemma If you approach, you lose value. If you stand around, you lose value. But thanks to my thinking outside the box, I've manage to tighten the Gregorian Knot.

Stay home. By being too good to go out to the club, your value increases exponentially.

"Who's that guy who isn't here?" the HBs ask themselves. "What's he got going for him that he would rather sit at home and play Spider Solitaire than come out."

They'll be beating down your door in no time.